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THOUGHT BUBBLE
Michaelle, 22
-Actual autistic creature hiding in your toilet-
Well, I figured there's nobody more honest to get a review from other than me, myself, and I, so fuck it.
Truth be told, I honestly don't really like myself all that much. I just sit on my ass all day, watching YouTube and Simpsons while I cry about not looking the way I want to, eat, sleep, rinse and repeat. Oh yeah, and I'll write a song or two on occasion. Sometimes I'll come up with songs that I'll think are genuine bangers, shit I fuck with hard. Then I'll go to make it, and it'll sound like dogwater piss and I'll give up on it.
Outside of music, I'm awkward as fuck, I'm terrible at socialising. I hate throwing myself out to people, I always find it easier if others approach me, which almost never happens. Part of that is to blame on the fact I'm autistic and ADHD, but I also know it's on me as a responsibility too.
I know I'm not giving you good reason to stick around right now, I'm only talking shit about myself. Well, I do have some things I like about myself. Like I said, I do write songs that I do end up liking and want to release. I play piano and sing, which I'll admit, I'm hardly professional at those skills, but I feel confident enough that I could entertain you for an hour or two. Lastly, the friends I DO have are like family to me, they're also extremely trustworthy and honest about their feelings, so please read what they have to say too, because they're better at saying good things about me than I am.
Overall, if you like what you see and hear, then please feel free to stick around and maybe even donate some money if you're able to. I'm hardly in the best living conditions, and I want to be able to afford HRT so I can transition as well.
Donald Trump, deceased (hopefully)
-Professional Election rigger and bigot-
Can't stand her, fucking woke tranny bitch. She's brainwashing the kids to be the gays and the trannies. I'm gonna bomb her and her country to teach a lesson; lesbians are bad and gross, and my Bible For Babies will protect me and my family from her evil, sinful cult. Also, I hate watermelons. Make America Great Again.
Jason & Mama Barrantes, 21 & 64
-Scary Mexican family, part of the Cartel-
If I could describe MICHAELLE in one word, it would be "interesting", both creatively and emotionally. While she can be inconsistent and a bit childish, she is determined to reach her goals, one way or another, at the end of the day. Is she funny?... In a 50 year-old British woman type of way, but she is entertaining. Not only that but she's kind, honest, and energetic, which is both her strength and her flaw. She's definitely a fighter; going through many mental health struggles, medical problems, toxic relationships, abuse, and even threats of rape. She's not stopping until she becomes an idol.
Her music is very emotional in terms of development, and while some songs (in my opinion) aren't perfect or even good, she still goes through with whatever her heart wants to make, and that's amazing. While she's definitely had her errors, and has even scrapped entire songs, she still learnt from those errors and began developing better content, and I believe that's only going to get better from here. Despite the many disagreements, art blocks, writer blocks, depression and overall just the stress of making a song, she'll always have that passion to create, regardless of the challenge. If you don't like her current music, then I'm positive you'll love what's coming up.
Kevin Veighey, 38
-You can smell the cishet testosterone through the photo-
I would describe MICHAELLE as a fiercely creative individual, with a passionate drive to do her best work at anything she puts her mind to. She’s also incredibly geeky about the stuff she likes, which is always a plus in my book.
MICHAELLE'S music is dynamic and engaging, with an edge and tinge of melancholy. It’s a unique palate of sounds that I’ve rarely heard in any way, and I’m never bored listening to it.
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